So I successfully made it through July without an alcoholic
beverage, in most cultures that wouldn’t be seen as much of an achievement. In
Australia, where we celebrate each minor milestone with another ale, that is
close to climbing K2. I’ll put some perspective on this…..”Mate, had a win
today…..got to work without a train delay and then the cute barista asked me if
I had a good weekend….wanna go for a beer to celebrate?” or “I hear the boys
are playing Greece in a qualifying water polo match, if we win we are a chance
of making the quarters…wanna beer to go watch?” or “I heard they upped the tax
on alcopops??? What does that mean??? Wanna a discuss over a slammer or two?”
These are general lift conversations that you would hear any day of the week in
this country. There’s no “I’m feeling a bit tense, would you like to go to a
yoga class” or “I think today’s been a bit tough, I’ll be leaving a bit early
to have a quick meditation session”. Not our thing here in Oz. So how it works
is, 31 days off the sauce is heralded as the equivalent of finishing AND
understanding James Joyce’s Ulysses – it just don’t happen.
So what does a red blooded male who has given up the
beverages for a full month (for charity) do when his time is up? Get straight
back on it of course. A couple of quick ones on the 1st, just to
prime myself for the annual staff awards night the following night, where you
drink free beer for approx.. 9 hours until you think you may end up indulging
in an inappropriate conversation with Human Resources. So given I’m not your
average red blood male, I kept a lid on it and only drank for 8 hours solid on
the Thursday – and felt heaps better for it. Photo evidence on the blog? Not
going to happen. But I do have a few stashed away in the photo archives, just in case HR are coming after me...

All up we raised $695 for the Royal Melbourne Hospital
cancer patients so very happy to have done my bit (along with an anonymous team
mate) by doing something for someone else.
Here’s another “charity” tip – not one you’d usually call
charity, but one that any person (within limits) can do. On Monday I headed off
to our local blood bank and donated blood plasma. Costs you nothing, helps
heaps of people and all up it costs you 1 hour of your healthy life and a
needle prick. Not any inconvenience at all – in the grander scheme of being
able to assist people with cancer, children with clotting diseases, burns
victims, people undergoing emergency surgery, it’s not a lot to ask. And this
specific day, all I did was set the alarm clock for 5am instead of 6am –
although probably not considered as “charity” it is something that you can give
and it costs you nothing.

All up a 34km week and I still yet to get to my rants about
running hills, conquering Mephistopheles, crossing the River Styx and more – I’ll
keep those for the journey ahead….
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